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The Corporate Empire of Chair Co

“All hail the CEO”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: 10000 Islands

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Chair Co

Population597 million

CapitalThronestown

CurrencyCorporate Credits
AnimalChair Horned Moose

The Corporate Empire of Chair Co is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 597 million Charians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thronestown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Chairdaic economy, worth 78.1 trillion Corporate Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 130,879 Corporate Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 428,506 per year while the poor average 30,024, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, Chair Co has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, and eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chair Co's national animal is the Chair Horned Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chair Co is ranked 24,777th in the world and 269th in 10000 Islands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 247.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
1%
Most Secular: 2,837thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 3,138thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,792ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,783rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,400thMost Avoided: 9,598thMost Influential: 10,503rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,680thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,834thMost Patriotic: 14,011thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 18,449thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,831stLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,981stMost Corrupt Governments: 23,726thMost Efficient Economies: 24,601stMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,777th
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5%
Most Pro-Market: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionTop
10%
Most Avoided: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 56th in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionMost Extreme: 63rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Patriotic: 69th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 73rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 75th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, Chair Co has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Chair Co was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, netizens fiercely argue over who loves Leader more.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Chair Co voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.

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