The Constitutional monarchy of SamoaLands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Haley McCoy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.391 billion SamoaLandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karakura. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SamoaLandsian economy, worth 254 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,493 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, Queen Haley McCoy has more friends than ever before, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SamoaLands's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is paganism.

SamoaLands is ranked 217,178^th in the world and 624^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.