Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Commonwealth of Liberty
Population | 15.487 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | crocodile |
The Republic of Sourath is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.487 billion Sourathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Sourathian economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,709 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
The police insist that racism does not exist, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", gun ownership is compulsory, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sourath's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Sourath is ranked 204,636th in the world and 247th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sourath was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed, Most Primitive, Highest Crime Rates, and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Sourath, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
- : Following new legislation in Sourath, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Sourath was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Sourath, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
- : Following new legislation in Sourath, the police insist that racism does not exist.
- : Following new legislation in Sourath, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
- : Sourath was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Sourath, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Sourath, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.