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The Republic of Sourath

“We Will Endure”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Commonwealth of Liberty

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Sourath

Population15.487 billion

Currencykrona
Animalcrocodile

The Republic of Sourath is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.487 billion Sourathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sourathian economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,709 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police insist that racism does not exist, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", gun ownership is compulsory, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sourath's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Sourath is ranked 204,636th in the world and 247th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 480thMost Primitive: 686thMost Avoided: 1,145thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,368thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,444thMost Armed: 1,450thHighest Crime Rates: 1,805thMost Devout: 2,024thLargest Mining Sector: 2,140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,185thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 3,464thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,537thLargest Black Market: 9,515thMost Stationary: 10,390thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,151stHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,164thMost Influential: 11,719thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,297thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 20,102ndMost Authoritarian: 21,838thLargest Populations: 25,673rd
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1%
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Devout: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sourath was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed, Most Primitive, Highest Crime Rates, and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Sourath, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Sourath, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Sourath was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Sourath, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
  • : Following new legislation in Sourath, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Sourath, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Sourath was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Sourath, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Sourath, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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