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The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde

“WAAAAGH” The Glorious and Infalliable Leader

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: PolCompBall Discord

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Space Ork Horde

Population15.411 billion

CapitalWherever
LeaderThe Glorious and Infalliable Leader

CurrencyRock
AnimalRock

The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Glorious and Infalliable Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.411 billion Space Orks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Space Ork economy, worth an astonishing 10,385 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 673,882 Rocks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,061,508 per year while the poor average 50,289, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Space Ork military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Space Ork Horde's national animal is the Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Space Ork Horde is ranked 26,679th in the world and 1st in PolCompBall Discord for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,854.38 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13thMost Patriotic: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97thHighest Average Incomes: 126thLargest Black Market: 189thMost Corrupt Governments: 221stMost Armed: 289thMost Secular: 381stMost Avoided: 431stLargest Governments: 735thHighest Economic Output: 756thFattest Citizens: 827thLargest Insurance Industry: 929thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,243rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,353rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,360thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,438thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,439thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,536thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,715thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,752ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,268thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,632ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,091stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,337thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,807thSmartest Citizens: 7,380thMost Conservative: 9,809thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,515thMost Efficient Economies: 12,062ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16,046thMost Influential: 18,841stLowest Crime Rates: 18,887thLargest Retail Industry: 19,141stLargest Populations: 25,839thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,940thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,479thMost Authoritarian: 26,514thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,679thMost Stationary: 27,524th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Space Ork military.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Space Ork Horde was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, children happily laugh and play on their way to school during air-raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.

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