The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 91 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.575 billion Spice Harvester 91ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Spice Harvester 91ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion spices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,679 spices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spice Harvester 91's national animal is the sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spice Harvester 91 is ranked 101,596^th in the world and 61^st in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.66 law-abiding acts per hour.