Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Anaia
Population | 43.846 billion |
Capital | Jhanna |
Leader | Korra Starblayde |
Faith | the Fam'dai |
Currency | Starblaydi Credit |
Animal | White Lion |
The Protectorate of Starblaydia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Korra Starblayde with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 43.846 billion Starblaydi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jhanna. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Starblaydi economy, worth a remarkable 7,369 trillion Starblaydi Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,070 Starblaydi Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, and surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starblaydia's national animal is the White Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fam'dai.
Starblaydia is ranked 48,155th in the world and 9th in Anaia for Most Patriotic, with 28.35 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Starblaydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Starblaydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Developed and Highest Food Quality.
- : Starblaydia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Starblaydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Starblaydia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Starblaydia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Communities of Legalese, killing 39 million zombies.
- : Starblaydia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The United Communities of Legalese, infecting 45 million survivors.
- : Starblaydia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Communities of Legalese, killing 36 million zombies.
- : Starblaydia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Communities of Legalese, killing 21 million zombies.
- : Starblaydia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Communities of Legalese, killing 54 million zombies.