The Jingoistic States of Static Center of South is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glabendius with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 28.089 billion Static Center of Southians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Surumia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.

The strong Static Center of Southian economy, worth a remarkable 2,146 trillion Slingos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 76,402 Slingos, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, all beauty contests have been banned, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Static Center of South's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Fribon.

Static Center of South is ranked 28,695^th in the world and 1^st in VCG for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 average smiles per day.