The Free Land of Stench of Youth is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 27.401 billion Stench of Youthians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Sebastián. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Stench of Youthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,416 trillion big coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,691 big coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Stench of Youth's border. Crime is totally unknown. Stench of Youth's national animal is the skateboarder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stench of Youth is ranked 5,432^nd in the world and 7^th in Universal Dream Network for Safest, scoring 129.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.