The Stand of Sticky Fingerss is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 12.762 billion Sticky Fingerssians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sticky Fingerssian economy, worth 493 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,676 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sticky Fingerss's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sticky Fingerss is ranked 204,171^st in the world and 4^th in Glungasino for Most Patriotic, with 6.4 flags saluted per person per day.