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The Holy Nuclear Savages of Stmagos

“Currently egg huntin', so friendship and Nation States”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Free Nations Region

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Stmagos

Population686 million

CapitalStmagos City

Currencygnit
AnimalCow

The Holy Nuclear Savages of Stmagos is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 686 million Stmagosians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stmagos City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Stmagosian economy, worth 76.6 trillion gnits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 111,726 gnits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 637,757 per year while the poor average 9,486, a ratio of 67.2 to 1.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and most pop videos prominently feature the Stmagosian flag. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Stmagos's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stmagos is ranked 10,059th in the world and 20th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5,875.27 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 545thMost Ignorant Citizens: 819thMost Primitive: 843rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,424thHighest Crime Rates: 1,608thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,682ndTop
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Most Avoided: 2,660thLargest Retail Industry: 3,005thMost Armed: 3,358thFattest Citizens: 3,828thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,146thMost Secular: 4,441stLargest Mining Sector: 4,707thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,763rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,212thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,341stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,787thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,059thTop
10%
Most Influential: 11,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,130thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,010thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,436thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,787th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stmagos, most pop videos prominently feature the Stmagosian flag.
  • : Stmagos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Stmagos, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : Following new legislation in Stmagos, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news.
  • : Following new legislation in Stmagos, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Stmagos, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Stmagos, children have only the most basic of education.
  • : Stmagos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Stmagos, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Stmagos lodged a message on the The Roleplay Paradise Regional Message Board.

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