The Queen's State of Sura Kia Ora is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.115 billion Sura Kia Orans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Sura Kia Oran economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 38,375 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,909 per year while the poor average 2,061, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Sura Kia Ora. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sura Kia Ora's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is none.

Sura Kia Ora is ranked 203,322^nd in the world and 6^th in Bonn for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.