The Great Queendom of Suverina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Eva with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 33.759 billion Suverin have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chişinău. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suverin economy, worth an astonishing 12,809 trillion Suverin Rubels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 379,431 Suverin Rubels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suverin submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Suverina's national animal is the Aurochs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Suverina is ranked 5,352^nd in the world and 6^th in Eurth for Most Patriotic, with 76.7 flags saluted per person per day.