The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ser Ghez with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.64 billion MaChengs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbucci. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akmachenian economy, worth an astonishing 11,319 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 395,236 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, government expenses are beyond compare, communists in TalAkMaChen note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others, and Ser Ghez can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime is totally unknown. TalAkMaChen's national animal is the Sabretooth Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.

TalAkMaChen is ranked 2,533^rd in the world and 2^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Nicest Citizens, with 65.82 average smiles per day.