The Commonwealth of Texian Ranch 12 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10.259 billion Texian Ranchers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The powerhouse Texian economy, worth 912 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,965 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Texian Ranch 12's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texian Ranch 12 is ranked 12,943^rd in the world and 371^st in Chicken overlords for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,447.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.