Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The Imperial Union of Order States
Population | 81 million |
Currency | Chip |
Animal | Hyena |
The Republic of The Children of the Cathedrel is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 81 million Children of the Cathedrel are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.
The all-consuming Cathedrelian economy, worth 7.84 trillion Chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,749 Chips, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Children of the Cathedrel's national animal is the Hyena.
The Children of the Cathedrel is ranked 13,937th in the world and 2nd in The Imperial Union of Order States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,786.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Children of the Cathedrel, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
- : Following new legislation in The Children of the Cathedrel, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in The Children of the Cathedrel, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in The Children of the Cathedrel, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
- : The Children of the Cathedrel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in The Children of the Cathedrel, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
- : Following new legislation in The Children of the Cathedrel, glamping Children of the Cathedrel won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : The Children of the Cathedrel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in The Children of the Cathedrel, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in The Children of the Cathedrel, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » The Terren Dominion and The Holiest empire.