Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The East Pacific
Population | 405 million |
Capital | Laurynth |
Currency | Laurel |
Animal | North Laurentian Double-headed Eagle |
The Federation of Laurentrum is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 405 million Laurentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laurynth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Laurentian economy, worth 43.2 trillion Laurels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,785 Laurels, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.
Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, and single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laurentrum's national animal is the North Laurentian Double-headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Laurentrum is ranked 98,868th in the world and 1,726th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,411.01 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Laurentrum, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans.
- : Following new legislation in Laurentrum, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Laurentrum, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
- : Laurentrum was endorsed by The Avian Confederation of Axdel.
- : Following new legislation in Laurentrum, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
- : Following new legislation in Laurentrum, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Laurentrum, job satisfaction is a luxury many Laurentians can't afford.
- : Following new legislation in Laurentrum, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Laurentrum lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Laurentrum, every week is blindness awareness week.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 24 » NewImperia, Merlovich, Kyrisland, Troc, La Xinga, Hieggary, Empire of Dabiristan, Opyra, Stellar Colonies, Scandivielium, CheeseBurrito, Gem, The City of Philadelphia, Arleat, Hunterdon, Dremaur, Romanoddle Republic, Jankono, Kampf Empire, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Evrigenis, Roissyland, Vussul, and Axdel.