Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Gholgoth
Population | 42.255 billion |
Capital | The Nexus |
Leader | Cala Windham |
Faith | Sun and Sky |
Currency | Favor |
Animal | Eagle |
The Convocation Compact of The Caleshan Valkyrie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cala Windham with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.255 billion Caleshan enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nexus. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Caleshan economy, worth an astonishing 17,823 trillion Favors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 421,815 Favors, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Caleshan Valkyrie's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Sun and Sky.
The Caleshan Valkyrie is ranked 83rd in the world and 1st in Gholgoth for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,748.13 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, military training in The Caleshan Valkyrie emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
- : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.