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The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness

“Yeetus the Fetus out of the UtEErus” Derperor Waffle

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific


The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness

Population4.541 billion

LeaderDerperor Waffle

CurrencyRandom Ransom

The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Derperor Waffle with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.541 billion Derpians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomnessburg. The average income tax rate is 60.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Derpinean economy, worth 861 trillion Random Ransoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,723 Random Ransoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Derperor Waffle's bedroom, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Random Ransoms of property damage, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness's national animal is the Yeediot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yeetism.

The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is ranked 14,821st in the world and 825th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 79.87 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,088thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,903rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,784thRudest Citizens: 2,851stMost Influential: 4,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,317thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,812thLargest Retail Industry: 5,977thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,371stHighest Average Incomes: 6,577thSmartest Citizens: 6,725thMost Inclusive: 7,179thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 7,927thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,370thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,409thMost Developed: 8,591stMost Secular: 8,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,764thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,324thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,813thLargest Governments: 12,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,955thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,962ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,821st
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 162nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 168th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 254th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 259th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 290th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 328th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 328th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 384th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 402nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 433rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 449th in the regionMost Secular: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 473rd in the regionNudest: 473rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 516th in the regionMost Developed: 517th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 518th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 521st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 533rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 543rd in the regionLargest Governments: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 713th in the region

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