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The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness

“Yeetus the Fetus out of the UtEErus” Derperor Yeetdius

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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness

Population6.331 billion

LeaderDerperor Yeetdius

CurrencyRandom Ransom

The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Derperor Yeetdius with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.331 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomnessburg. The average income tax rate is 61.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Derpinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Random Ransoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 201,449 Random Ransoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the Derpinean football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness's national animal is the Yeediot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yeetism.

The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is ranked 109,784th in the world and 5,487th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,308.71 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,500thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,003rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,270thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,894thMost Efficient Economies: 3,903rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,327thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,777thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,244thSmartest Citizens: 5,832ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,172ndMost Inclusive: 6,231stMost Developed: 7,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,289thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,977thMost Secular: 10,216thTop
Nudest: 10,946thLargest Governments: 11,115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,464thHighest Economic Output: 12,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,238thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,217thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,574thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,782nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 141st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 196th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 200th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 227th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 259th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 296th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Inclusive: 374th in the regionNudest: 399th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 408th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 421st in the regionMost Developed: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 458th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 466th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 487th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 492nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 519th in the regionLargest Governments: 525th in the regionMost Secular: 551st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 579th in the regionMost Influential: 605th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 647th in the regionLargest Populations: 809th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 826th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 952nd in the region

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