“Yeetus the Fetus out of the UtEErus” Derperor Waffle
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Derperor Waffle with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.541 billion Derpians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomnessburg. The average income tax rate is 60.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Derpinean economy, worth 861 trillion Random Ransoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,723 Random Ransoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Derperor Waffle's bedroom, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Random Ransoms of property damage, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness's national animal is the Yeediot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yeetism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness endorsed The Holy Violet Matriarchy of Racoda.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was endorsed by The Holy Violet Matriarchy of Racoda.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Ponantine.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Ponantine.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Random Ransoms of property damage.
- : The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness was endorsed by The Republic of Aratani.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Derperor Waffle's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
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