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The Holy Empire of The Empire of Normies

“Transbordando de Honra e PrudÍncia”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Novo Brasil

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The Empire of Normies

Population2.318 billion

CapitalFrouren
LeaderCaesar Azevir
FaithSanta Falange

CurrencyOxygen
AnimalCthulhu

The Holy Empire of The Empire of Normies is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Azevir with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.318 billion Normies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frouren. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Normiesian economy, worth 342 trillion Oxygens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,778 Oxygens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Empire of Normies's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Santa Falange.

The Empire of Normies is ranked 10,176th in the world and 24th in Novo Brasil for Most Influential, scoring 3,783 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,974thMost Conservative: 5,220thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,520thMost Devout: 7,502ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,655thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,891stMost Authoritarian: 7,894thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,205thHealthiest Citizens: 9,379thMost Developed: 9,880thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,965thMost Influential: 10,176thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,455thLargest Governments: 10,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,800thHighest Average Incomes: 12,890thSmartest Citizens: 12,969thMost Efficient Economies: 13,356thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,640thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,367th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, Caesar Azevir is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, populations of two-headed Cthulhus have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » Nova Laguna, Lysandus, Herakklion, Venardia, Pederneira, and Leontino.

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