The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.211 billion Rijelvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 8,045 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 467,453 Jolvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens roam the streets freely, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', Rijelvian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 14,764^th in the world and 299^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,425.96 on the Clooney Contribution Index.