The Constitutional Monarchy of The Flyin3 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 9.61 billion Flyin3ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Flyin3ian economy, worth 265 trillion Golden Feathers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 27,667 Golden Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Flyin3 City, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Flyin3's national animal is the Hedgehog.

The Flyin3 is ranked 177,376^th in the world and 1^st in Nyationstates for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 480.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.