The Hippies of The Haight-Ashbury is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by That Hippie Over There with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.666 billion Haight-Ashburyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Gate Park. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Haight-Ashburyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,081 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,802 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Haight-Ashburyians, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown. The Haight-Ashbury's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peace.

The Haight-Ashbury is ranked 2,440^th in the world and 2^nd in The City Of San Francisco for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,338.71 pounds of wildlife per square mile.