The Empire of The Humankind Abh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Lafiel with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 42.488 billion Abhs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakfakallae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Humankind Abhian economy, worth an astonishing 10,945 trillion skuls a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,619 skuls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 805,360 per year while the poor average 63,229, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Humankind Abh's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Humankind Abh is ranked 285,941^st in the world and 8^th in Grand Alliance for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -69.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.