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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!” Allmighty Nak Nak

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Wysteria

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The knight who says NI

Population40.968 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderAllmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.968 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 32,136 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,435 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,553,865 per year while the poor average 106,239, a ratio of 33.5 to 1.

Companies balk at paying their workers, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Allmighty Nak Nak, and the might of the entire knight who says NIian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 245,077th in the world and 59th in Wysteria for Most Inclusive, scoring 5.22 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 24thMost Avoided: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38thLargest Gambling Industry: 46thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47thHighest Average Incomes: 49thFattest Citizens: 51stLargest Populations: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 56thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57thLargest Mining Sector: 65thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 80thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 89thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rdMost Armed: 144thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145thMost Corrupt Governments: 270thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 407thLargest Agricultural Sector: 425thRudest Citizens: 513thLargest Retail Industry: 554thSmartest Citizens: 635thMost Scientifically Advanced: 738thLargest Publishing Industry: 784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,680thMost Efficient Economies: 2,321stTop
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Most Secular: 2,694thLargest Black Market: 5,699thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,088thNudest: 7,377thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,747thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,177thLargest Governments: 11,014thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,575thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,499thMost Pro-Market: 23,585th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the might of the entire knight who says NIian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Allmighty Nak Nak.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, companies balk at paying their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, many friends and relatives of Allmighty Nak Nak have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the NakNakdam XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.

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