The Trading Republic of The Oceanic Alliance Headquarters is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Council of Foreign Alliances with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.842 billion Oceanic's enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oceanic Alliance Headquarters. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The all-consuming Oceanic economy, worth 947 trillion Oceanic Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 96,320 Oceanic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Oceanic Alliance Headquarters's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant.

The Oceanic Alliance Headquarters is ranked 243,182^nd in the world and 78^th in St Abbaddon for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.