The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harvard with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.604 billion Northern Zorbrasnkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Zorbrasnkan economy, worth 465 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,224 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Northern Zorbrasnkan beach towns "the fine coastline", tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Zorbrasnka's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Northern Zorbrasnka is ranked 6,417^th in the world and 332^nd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 127.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.