The WitchOfTroubleInElectricBlue of New Eestiball is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.268 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,696 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,413 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 2,253^rd in the world and 42^nd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 777.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.