The Unleashing of The Revenge of Rover is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Butch with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.456 billion Roverians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogleash. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Revenge of Roverian economy, worth a remarkable 3,645 trillion Ducats a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,866 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Revenge of Rover's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tailwagging.

The Revenge of Rover is ranked 24,323^rd in the world and 3^rd in Grand Central for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.42 law-abiding acts per hour.