The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of United States of Rhodes is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.04 billion Rhodesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodesian economy, worth 711 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,206 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Formula One cars in United States of Rhodes boast 56 miles per gallon, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Rhodes's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

United States of Rhodes is ranked 16,309^th in the world and 686^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 313.87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.