The Holy Commune of The Royal Republic of Kumania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High Priest Jimmy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.562 billion Kumanians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kumania City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kumanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,180 trillion Kumen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,747 Kumen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,061,855 per year while the poor average 63,678, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days. Crime is totally unknown. The Royal Republic of Kumania's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Cheeses.

The Royal Republic of Kumania is ranked 227,250^th in the world and 40^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.