Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Regional Influence: Negotiator
Location: Minoa
Population | 12.105 billion |
Currency | Minoan tala |
Animal | Potbellied sparrow |
The Latest Episode of The Simpsons is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.105 billion Springfieldians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.
The strong Simpsonsian economy, worth 429 trillion Minoan tala a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 35,477 Minoan tala, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,649 per year while the poor average 2,197, a ratio of 104 to 1.
The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, The Simpsons has designated The Simpsons City as its capital city, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Simpsons's national animal is the Potbellied sparrow, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
The Simpsons is ranked 53,694th in the world and 5th in Minoa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,989.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Simpsons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Most Avoided and Highest Crime Rates.
- : The Simpsons's influence in Minoa rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : The Simpsons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : The Simpsons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : The Simpsons's influence in Minoa rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : The Simpsons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : The Simpsons changed its national nation type to "Latest Episode".
- : The Simpsons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Nudest.
- : The Simpsons altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in The Simpsons, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.