The Militarist Federation of The Filippinas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Marshal with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.522 billion Pinasans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 1,538 trillion Bullet Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,843 Bullet Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the dartboard at the Pinasan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of the Marshal's face, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Aguila sacrifices, and modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pinasan Exceptionalism.

The Filippinas is ranked 180,773^rd in the world and 3,097^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.81 kickbacks per hour.