The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.97 billion united American-Isreali empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth a remarkable 5,689 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 518,640 Gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,669,002 per year while the poor average 55,046, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

The country is preparing for war, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Jewish with minoritys.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 285,340^th in the world and 123^rd in The Pangaean Union for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.91 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.