The United States of The White House is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.947 billion White Houseans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The White House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong White Housean economy, worth 388 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 78,546 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,998 per year while the poor average 14,068, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The White House's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is America.

The White House is ranked 75,823^rd in the world and 3^rd in Washington DC for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,219.54 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.