The Republic of TLU Canon Info is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ale Xemona with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.149 billion TLU Canon Infoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bureaucracy Central. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TLU Canon Infoan economy, worth 829 trillion Pieces of Paperwork a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,653 Pieces of Paperwork, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and Procedure has been named as TLU Canon Info's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TLU Canon Info's national animal is the Labyrinth Dweller, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Procedure.

TLU Canon Info is ranked 59,853^rd in the world and 4^th in Dauiland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 645.54 pounds of wildlife per square mile.