The Denial of TotallyNotSulen is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 8.303 billion TotallyNotSulenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Im. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TotallyNotSulenian economy, worth 494 trillion Nots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,559 Nots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Patriots insist that size does matter, the entire entry for TotallyNotSulen in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TotallyNotSulen's national animal is the Sulen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TotallyNotSulen is ranked 65,810^th in the world and 1^st in Impera for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,331.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.