The Blessed Communist State of Unicorns UTD 2 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benevolent God-King Ivan with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.542 billion organ-banks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivangrad. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The all-consuming communist economy, worth a remarkable 2,288 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 267,967 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and golden statues of children line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unicorns UTD 2's national animal is the child, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ivanism.

Unicorns UTD 2 is ranked 273,896^th in the world and 5^th in Glorious Comrade Haven Isles for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,039.03 Standard Monetary Units.