The Federation of United States of Wales is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gerald Eckhart with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.366 billion Welsh enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardiff. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Welsh economy, worth a remarkable 1,211 trillion Draigs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,831 Draigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, several inches are being added to first class seating, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Wales's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gaelism.

United States of Wales is ranked 86,234^th in the world and 1^st in Astian Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.67 kickbacks per hour.