The Hegendstaat of Eraver is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arnold Jackson with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 12.72 billion Eraverians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fordmort. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eraverian economy, worth a remarkable 6,605 trillion Supercoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 519,283 Supercoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and they say that Eraverians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eraver's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Eraver is ranked 1,810^th in the world and 54^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 368.23 kickbacks per hour.