Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 5.398 billion |
Capital | Xyloth |
Leader | Zylon Kromak |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Credits |
Animal | BearSquirrel |
The Democratic States of New Xyroxes is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zylon Kromak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.398 billion New Xyroxesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyloth. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Xyroxesian economy, worth 769 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,564 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Zylon Kromak on New Xyroxes's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xyroxes's national animal is the BearSquirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
New Xyroxes is ranked 290,037th in the world and 6,311th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.27 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Mon Iphaps Islands.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Zylon Kromak on New Xyroxes's coulrophobia epidemic.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Community of Hikki.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Empire of Comfed.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Money of Stal Valley.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Most Brilliant General of Picairn.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 181 » Shibutani, Siwale, Varisland, The Rhein States, The Jerichowan Country, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Omicron Persei V111, Filibustra, Corfad, Kwaj, Wilkshire, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Omnistria, Cobolica, Regallio, Pallaith, Loutsland, Oannia, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, PotatoFarmers, Frances Francis the First of France, Former English Colony, Xagill, Zyvetskistaahn, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Gragadoia, Parpyduckland, Antiyard, Sechiole, KAP03land, North Bratislava, Laurendon, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, TyGerria, Chipoli, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Unsophisticate, Atrito, Sri Temasekia, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, and 131 others.Hentaigraado, Maott, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, Harjad, New Trisone, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Etanur, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, TamilPesum, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Snipland, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, Singamadri, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Empy, Arucaria, Rex Republic, Kingdom of Time, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Ovekisu, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Alogiada, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, New Cordyceps, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, Saint-Dauphin, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sellaeta, Sindoesia, New Derse, Qep, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Aerilia, Zandos, Eurocom, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Perikuresu, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Zelenaya Dolina, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Nistriabar, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, The Tony Paporordia, Ubeland, Vancricia, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Neptunian Military Administration, Dillimore, Davidianian, Khoik, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, Northern Zorbrasnka, Hikki, and Mon Iphaps Islands.