The United Socialist States of North Jus Intius is a massive, genial nation, ruled by le Illuminée Conseil with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.213 billion North Jus Intiusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravitailleur City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient North Jus Intiusian economy, worth 750 trillion double e-coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,240 double e-coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the media seems excessively interested in what le Illuminée Conseil is wearing this season, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime is totally unknown. North Jus Intius's national animal is the sneaky snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Jus Intius is ranked 3,360^th in the world and 172^nd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 137.69 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.