The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bubble Bass with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.679 billion Bininilandese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binini Bottóm. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bininiese economy, worth a remarkable 1,975 trillion Bininiese Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 227,614 Bininiese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation projects take decades to complete, Max Barry is this year's Miss The Bikini Bottom Republic, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bininiese Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 284,348^th in the world and 6,047^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 kickbacks per hour.