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The Observation of UPC is not Fast 10

“I am not fast”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Memeland United

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UPC is not Fast 10

Population6.258 billion

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AnimalRaven

The Observation of UPC is not Fast 10 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.258 billion UPC is not Fast 10ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient UPC is not Fast 10ian economy, worth 735 trillion Cards a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,601 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 417,746 per year while the poor average 23,858, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UPC is not Fast 10's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

UPC is not Fast 10 is ranked 220,856th in the world and 771st in Memeland United for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,252ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,334thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,380thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,929thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,197thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,852ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,928thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,334thMost Devout: 17,857thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,453rdLargest Black Market: 19,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,167thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,226thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,852ndBest Weather: 25,473rdMost Patriotic: 27,753rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 49th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : UPC is not Fast 10 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic, Most Beautiful Environments, and Largest Black Market.
  • : UPC is not Fast 10's influence in Memeland United rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : UPC is not Fast 10 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 10, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 10, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 10, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 10, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 10, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
  • : UPC is not Fast 10 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 10, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers.

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