The Republic of Amonguitos is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.612 billion Amonguitos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Amonguitan economy, worth 328 trillion vundolas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,502 vundolas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Amonguitos in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amonguitos's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Amonguitos is ranked 142,633^rd in the world and 2,904^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.