The 3rd Republic of Frairrisburg is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Deilekk Fãdetss with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.149 billion Tjefles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fessevein. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fesse economy, worth 555 trillion Tassas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,367 Tassas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frairrisburg's national animal is the Mus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dreneil.

Frairrisburg is ranked 1,852^nd in the world and 46^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 71.72 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.