The Republic of Valentina the Tall and Timid Valkyrie is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anastasia Freya Yadana Aye with a fair hand, and renowned for its burgeoning Cat population. The democratic population of 9.442 billion Valentina the Tall and Timid Valkyrieans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Valentina the Tall and Timid Valkyriean economy, worth 388 trillion Valkyrie Magics a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,120 Valkyrie Magics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentina the Tall and Timid Valkyrie's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valentina the Tall and Timid Valkyrie is ranked 113,042^nd in the world and 23^rd in Valentine Day for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,940.13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.