The Republic of Nixoniaxo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 474 million Nixonixoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stormwind. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nixoniaxoan economy, worth 39.3 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,009 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, and environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nixoniaxo's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nixoniaxo is ranked 76,900^th in the world and 1,923^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.