The 3️⃣8️⃣9️⃣ of Tsuskia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by 3️⃣8️⃣9️⃣ with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 900 million Ancient Tsuskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of 3️⃣8️⃣9️⃣. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ancients Tsuskia's Civillian economy, worth 75.3 trillion TsuskiaCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,704 TsuskiaCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to 3️⃣8️⃣9️⃣'s wardrobe, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsuskia's national animal is the Insectoids, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tsuskia is ranked 249,725^th in the world and 4,686^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.