The Puffy Cute Polishness of Vandoosa Sechzehn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a cute girl who knows where you might be with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.239 billion Polish faeries are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vandoosa Sechzehnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,912 trillion Ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 90,061 Ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Vandoosa Sechzehn, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Sechzehn's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pretty Patterns.

Vandoosa Sechzehn is ranked 45,000^th in the world and 15^th in Jenny for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.76 law-abiding acts per hour.