The Sleepy Ice Bear of Petronellania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.357 billion Nellans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nellan economy, worth 539 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,612 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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Petronellania is ranked 5,687^th in the world and 274^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.